Category Archives: Signposts & Messages

never… Unless

Posted by on June 2, 2012 at 7:56 pm.

hot sexy idea

This ad campaign brought to you by The Walrus magazine reminds all of us that Canada truly possesses a diamond in the rough internationally when it comes to current affairs and cultural criticism.

Plus, let’s be real. They really hit it out of the park with their cover piece on Calgary’s new brand. The layout kills. And I have to say, I’ve never seen another feature on this city that manages to capture the way it actually feels to live here.

the walrus mag ad

They’ve got it all: the rabbits, the quite average roadways, the sprawl, the concrete inclines, the angular towers. As you flip through the pages it feels quite like traversing this particular urban space. The images aren’t too dramatic, because hell Calgary sure isn’t.

The articles within the pages are always on point and a deep as the Marianas Trench, but for some reason there’s always one thing about the cover itself that causes me to pass it by. It could be my personal taste, or it could be that I haven’t given the issues a fair shot, but this one really nailed it.

Calgary cover story

That’s why it was so cool to see this hilarious and rather appropriate ad show up on the C-Train line at the same time that this particular story about the growth of a Western conservative beast is floating around in the Canadian (and Calgarian) consciousness.

sprawl

And while I’m pretty sure that’s Helvetica on the simple black and white ad, the font they use for the headings themselves is a pretty classy looking serif, you must admit.

I always picture sleek black vehicles pulling into cozy Rosedale mansions where a well tailored individual relaxes in front of a fire flipping through the latest literary embellishments in the pages.

The typography fits.

But yea, please stay as far away as you can from this mag if you just don’t get it. Let’s not waste anybody’s time.

Countdown…

Posted by on May 8, 2012 at 4:43 am.

To the Stampeed

GET REAL

Posted by on April 19, 2012 at 12:45 am.

power, faster

power, faster.

exterior experience

Posted by on March 20, 2012 at 5:07 am.

outside

it’s an orange eve no doubt.

Station Snow Graf

Posted by on February 27, 2012 at 8:50 am.

train station graffiti

As the outdoor C-Train platform withstands a brutal snowfall, Northeast kids set to work on an all too overlooked form of graffiti: Snow Graf.

Windshields, street-facing condos and ground-level offices beware.

Yo Momma Jokes: Refrigerator Edition

Posted by on February 25, 2012 at 3:24 pm.

porks moldy vaginas

Does anyone know what’s up with this billboard?

Posted by on January 15, 2012 at 6:25 am.

Visual Alarm

I wish this was the view from my window, so I would subconsciously awake at the right time every day.

I admit I am filled with an intense bout of anticipation, since I can’t wait for the next phase of this ad campaign to be rolled out. I am also a bit afraid that the agency’s creativity may have peaked with the initial shock and awe step. If this turns into some lame cellphone pitch or a stupid bank commercial, I am going to be so pissed.

For now my curiosity has been piqued, and I await the hard sell.

Anyone in on this?

I Will Never Forget the Hard Lessons

Posted by on January 13, 2012 at 4:43 am.

your dog thinks you are

Ye Olde Drinking Establishment

Posted by on December 16, 2011 at 7:42 am.

Script

Only McDicks would pull this

Posted by on December 6, 2011 at 5:55 am.

golden arches

So McDonald’s has recently decided to get into the high end coffee game, sort of. It’s not really specialty coffee, it’s more like textured regular coffee.

Now you may recall that for the months on end Ronald’s corporate crew has been offering a free muffin with any small coffee. It was a great deal they didn’t put a lot of effort into promoting. But their muffins blow those of Tim Hortons out of the water, and their coffee is actually decent.

It was easy to figure out that they’d raise the price at some point. I just never expected they would ADVERTISE that they’d raised the cost of the muffin.

But as the front counter girl told me, the purpose of the signage is to inform customers that the price went up.

Yes, that’s what she said.

I guess that’s one way to make your wares seem more appealing. And I’m curious how many people will actually notice the brazen McDonald’s marketing.

A Beastly Memo on Rights

Posted by on November 16, 2011 at 3:42 pm.

saying

“ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL…

BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS”

Striking Stencil on Concrete

Posted by on November 15, 2011 at 1:43 am.

Destruction vs. Creation

“BETTER TO DESTROY THAN CREATE WHAT IS MEANINGLESS”

Bass Bus Business

Posted by on November 12, 2011 at 9:41 pm.

Hand Crafted

Fits the bill:

LOCALLY MADE

HAND CRAFTED

SMALL BATCHES

OF HEAVEN

Just remembering when the local-minded Saturday collection of house aficionados took in the sounds of Wax Romeo playing in front of Bow River for the Bass Bus festivities is all.

Wax Romeo

Wow, those are some big titties

Posted by on November 8, 2011 at 3:54 am.

Nipples

The whiteboards of astrophysicists are filled with illegible equations, ruminations on quasars and dark energy.

But if you create and extend concrete pipes for a living, chances are your professional discourse will probably head in a different direction.

On order today: 6 1/8 in. nipples.

And for those who are wondering, this is what a quasar looks like in the mind of a talented artist…

quasar

“I’m like James Brown…”

Posted by on November 5, 2011 at 8:04 pm.

but taller

“…only white & taller” — Hayes Carll

I guess Texas country music beer koozies sometimes end up trampled on the ground. Is this where they belong?

Let’s indulge before it’s played out

Posted by on November 3, 2011 at 9:49 am.

dubstep sticker

NO IDLING: 3 MINUTE IDLE LIMIT

Posted by on November 2, 2011 at 6:53 am.

fence sign

Nothing to say

Posted by on November 1, 2011 at 2:17 am.

white post sign

The one wavelength you want to hit

Posted by on October 31, 2011 at 9:04 am.

heart frequency

(beamed in via These things take time..)

“BAIT CARS ARE EVERYWHERE”

Posted by on October 24, 2011 at 5:11 am.

transit sign

That just sounds so cool. The friendly reminder to would-be criminals is a poignant use of language that really should be read out in the booming voice of a slick cop on a shoot-em-up ’90s drug heist movie.

Instead, the dramatic sign is affixed to a pole by a lowly Light Rapid Transit train station.

But it’s a bit humorous because as cool and effective as the static message sounds, it’s probably not going to solve the underlying problem.